How Much is the Doggie in the Window?

Actually, it's a cat, and there's two.  How much you ask?
FREE!  

The calico is a girl and her name is Ming (awe...)

The tabbie is a boy and his name is Bing

 (They also respond to "no", "stop that" and "get out of here")

They are cute and cuddly:

Now don't they make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

They help out around the house...

for example, they tell you when it's time to change the toilet paper roll:

They will give you an excuse to buy a new pair of shoes:

Decorate your furniture:

And in case you're ever found dead in a ditch, they will give you unique scars to identify you by:

So, do I have any takers???

They certainly are cute...

No?  Ok, how about this one:

Still no?  Huh?  (Shuffling through my photo library) Ok, I think I got it:

So, you must remember, this is a package deal as they must leave together.  Ok, well any offers to take just Ming are negotiable, as I think she's the one that does most of the "helping around the house".  Anyone?  Really, I'm serious.  Oh, why I'm giving them away you ask?  Well I just thought that they are SO wonderful, I felt selfish keeping them all to myself.  Do you want them?  No...?  

Going once?

Going twice?

Going three times?

Four times?

Five?

Fine, I'll keep them!  All I'm gonna say is you're missing out.