Now that all the family has left the house... we can finally get back to what's really important: determining, through lots of picture taking, just how cute Allen Jess really is!
"How you doin'?"
Gotta give the Key-Dens some love!
Ming: "Uh... do you mind? I'm playing here!"
"Hey Dad... what channel was that swimsuit competition on again?"
"Mom, if Dad knew you were looking at that you'd be so in the dog-house!"
"Nice to meet you Ming, my name is Allen Jess!"
And here we thought the little bear was for Allen! That thing has been a life-saver... when we're too busy trying to get other crap done for him, around the house, or for us... we just prop his bottle up with it and bam... instant bottle holder! (That doesn't make us bad parents, does it?)
Ming supervising bath time.
"Hey, you missed a spot!"
"Mommy & Daddy are too busy to play with me... so they just gave me some toys and told me to stare at Mr. Snowman for a while! Not to worry though, I'll get them back... I think I feel a good one brewing!"
Allen's 10 minute cartoon-time was up...
for when Mommy says it's 'Mommy-time', she means it!
Prince 'Drools-A-Lot' gets the best seat in the house!
Me: "Can I get you some milk Sir?"
Him: "Not right now... I'm watchin' the game for crying out loud!"
It's a rough life those cats live ya know!
Not sure what we (or the cats) would've done without that cat-tree!
That look of...
"What, you just want me to play with myself?
Throw me a bone here!"
"Alright, let's see here...
does this thing have the Internet?"
does this thing have the Internet?"
It's so hard to just let him be...
and not climb in snuggle up with him!
Just out of the water...
and ready for a rub-down!
Happy baby on the left... and long skinny baby on the right! (Poor kid is gonna have his Daddy's big ol' eyebrows and his long skinny legs!)
"Okay Mommy... so if Stephanie is cheating on Brad, and Steve is engaged to Tiffany, but Tiffany is seeing Richard who is married to Sharon... who is Karen cheating on?"
"Hey Mom... hook me up with a manicure will ya!?"
When asked how much he loved his Daddy...
Allen Jess spread his arms and replied, "Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!"



